"MADONNA MADE ME GAY"Cleveland, OH
October 19, 2005
Jerome Watkins was your typical construction worker. He worked all day sweating it out by tearing down walls and putting up buildings. At night he drank 12 packs of Schlitz, drunk dialed women, and watched porn. All that changed when he heard Madonna for the first time in August.
"I still remember the day it happened. It was a nice sunny morning and I was throwing up in the parking lot outside of my apartment complex. Well, I reached in the car to turn on a little AC/DC and I hit the wrong button and out came 'Like A Virgin'. I was confused at first but next thing you know my toes were tapping. It was exactly how I felt after I heard Ted Nugent for the first time. But instead of wanting to go out and kill deer, I wanted to go to the mall and buy some new shoes."
Watkins left the station on all the way to work and on the way home he bought the Madonna Greatest Hits cd. He drove around all night listening to it since he doesn't have a cd player in his house. About 1:00am he stumbled into an area he had never been to.
"I was driving down the road and all I can hear is Madonna. I turn my stereo down and start looking around and wouldn't you know it, the sweet sounds are pouring out of every club. Well, I just had to pull over to listen."
Watkins then inadvertently went "clubbing". Bouncing from dancehall to dancehall in the gay district of town swimming in the sounds of Madonna. He danced at "The Manhole", he met his new friend Lance at "Hot Dogz", and had his first gay experience with him at "The Closet". By morning Jerome was a completely different person.
"I'm happier now, I think. Maybe its just a phase, but this is really what I feel like I need to do. Madonna will never know how grateful I am for turning me gay."
October 19, 2005
Jerome Watkins was your typical construction worker. He worked all day sweating it out by tearing down walls and putting up buildings. At night he drank 12 packs of Schlitz, drunk dialed women, and watched porn. All that changed when he heard Madonna for the first time in August.
"I still remember the day it happened. It was a nice sunny morning and I was throwing up in the parking lot outside of my apartment complex. Well, I reached in the car to turn on a little AC/DC and I hit the wrong button and out came 'Like A Virgin'. I was confused at first but next thing you know my toes were tapping. It was exactly how I felt after I heard Ted Nugent for the first time. But instead of wanting to go out and kill deer, I wanted to go to the mall and buy some new shoes."
Watkins left the station on all the way to work and on the way home he bought the Madonna Greatest Hits cd. He drove around all night listening to it since he doesn't have a cd player in his house. About 1:00am he stumbled into an area he had never been to.
"I was driving down the road and all I can hear is Madonna. I turn my stereo down and start looking around and wouldn't you know it, the sweet sounds are pouring out of every club. Well, I just had to pull over to listen."
Watkins then inadvertently went "clubbing". Bouncing from dancehall to dancehall in the gay district of town swimming in the sounds of Madonna. He danced at "The Manhole", he met his new friend Lance at "Hot Dogz", and had his first gay experience with him at "The Closet". By morning Jerome was a completely different person.
"I'm happier now, I think. Maybe its just a phase, but this is really what I feel like I need to do. Madonna will never know how grateful I am for turning me gay."
posted by The Independent at 2:01 PM
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