LOCAL GIRL GOING TO BE A COWGIRL FOR HALLOWEEN.....AGAIN!Midland, TX
October 19, 2005
For the fourth year in a row, Katie Adler is going to be begging for candy in a cowgirl costume and her neighbors have had just about enough of it.
"Cowgirls are always cute, don't get me wrong." Said Brenda Bretherton. "But to wear the same outfit every year, well, its kind of phoning it in, isn't it? She should wear a princess outfit or maybe this year she can be the horse. Anything but a damn cowgirl again. Henry and I haven't decided if we are going to give her any candy when she comes by."
Bretherton isn't the only person upset in this usually calm subdivision.
"She's going to be lucky if she gets anything from my candy jar," said one anonymous neighbor. "Look here. That little prissy thinks that she can get some sweets from me without trying, she's got another thing coming. I'm not going to stand for somebody who is so boring she wears the same crap every year."
We spoke with a prominent psychologist about this local problem and he agrees that the best measure is to not reward the little girl.
"Well, she's obviously a very lazy, unimaginative girl who can't think of anything but being a cowgirl. This kind of behavior is best changed by a system of punishment and rewards. The neighbors should simply tell the girl that she will not be getting any candy until she decides to play by the rules and put on another costume. After the 15th or 16th house, I think she will get the point and through her sobs will be born a better person."
Hopefully the fine folks of Midland will take his advice.
October 19, 2005
For the fourth year in a row, Katie Adler is going to be begging for candy in a cowgirl costume and her neighbors have had just about enough of it.
"Cowgirls are always cute, don't get me wrong." Said Brenda Bretherton. "But to wear the same outfit every year, well, its kind of phoning it in, isn't it? She should wear a princess outfit or maybe this year she can be the horse. Anything but a damn cowgirl again. Henry and I haven't decided if we are going to give her any candy when she comes by."
Bretherton isn't the only person upset in this usually calm subdivision.
"She's going to be lucky if she gets anything from my candy jar," said one anonymous neighbor. "Look here. That little prissy thinks that she can get some sweets from me without trying, she's got another thing coming. I'm not going to stand for somebody who is so boring she wears the same crap every year."
We spoke with a prominent psychologist about this local problem and he agrees that the best measure is to not reward the little girl.
"Well, she's obviously a very lazy, unimaginative girl who can't think of anything but being a cowgirl. This kind of behavior is best changed by a system of punishment and rewards. The neighbors should simply tell the girl that she will not be getting any candy until she decides to play by the rules and put on another costume. After the 15th or 16th house, I think she will get the point and through her sobs will be born a better person."
Hopefully the fine folks of Midland will take his advice.
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