Goth Tires to Curse The Independent News, Fails

Cleveland, OH
March 21, 2006

Despite the 47 candles, 7 voodoo dolls, and 1 ancient scroll, Tiffany Peters aka "Black Rose" has been unable to get a curse to transcend her 1 bedroom apartment. The target of her wrath, this very blog, has yet to feel any repercussion of her chants, and in fact is feeling more clever than ever (and we are rhyming better).

The beef started when The Independent reported on Star Warrior and focused on how despite the 90' s being over, he was still dressing goth. Unbeknownst to this blog, there are literally dozens out there that are still stuck in the harmless yet pathetic rebellious phase. Similar to the Japanese soldiers stuck on that island still fighting World War 2, nobody has told gotten through to them that the goth-wear has gone the way of the poodle skirt.

Tiffany or "Black Rose", took offense to our reporting and is out to prove that goth's are more than basement dwelling outcasts , they are force to be reckoned with. However she is quickly finding out the curses and dragons don't exist and if she doesn't stop she is going to get kicked out of her apartment.

"She's got one more shot, then she's out of here," exclaimed her landlord Clark Klinger. "I run a clean shop here and I don't want no more of that crazy woman and her stupid witch-crap. She needs to get it together, take down all of those stupid Tori Amos posters and find herself a man. If not, she's going to be here forever, and I can't handle it, even if she gets me a good discount at Hot Topic."

Tiffany, er, "Black Rose" vows to find a way to curse this blog even if it comes at the cost of moving back into her parents basement. She is sure she possesses special powers and she is going to prove that by killing this important source of informative reporting. We say bring it on Tiffany, you can't stop th